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test you superstiton 0.1
    

             
 
Test you vulnerability to various cults and sects.
Fill in the answeres and judge for yourself.

In respect to tradition, i will speak in riddles and omit trivial and self-evident thoughts.





General Subvertibility            
dragon

"I got a dragon in my garage, but he's a very shy one, he will only materialize to me and nobody else."


Now please state, whether you believe this or not:

no, not at all.
yes, absolutely.

yes, but please increase your medication.
there is no way to decide this, so the questions is meaningless.
yeah, got me one myself, but mine is in the kitchen.





   
 
I herewith declare:

a number shall have a color and it is

green when it can be divided by 2 without rest
red when it is divided by 2 with rest 1


  
 

Please answer, do numbers have got a color ?

yes, absolutely.
yes, but they are orange and blue.
sorry, I'm colorblind.
what an odd question, even to a freak like me.
don't care about a fucking number, me.
no more than time flies like an arrow.



   
practical intelligence            
 

After some experimentation with my red and green numbers, I came to the conclusion:

green + green = green
green + red = red
red + green = red
red + red = green

We are now able to determine the color of

(8+9) = X

to be red without having to calculate the sum 17 and then look to its color.

Now please determine the color of

283465018926487692 +7817120984356819872 ?

green
red
black
don't care
don't know, haven't got so many fingers, me
would know, but can't find my pocket calculator
fucking smallprint, where are my glasses ?
can't say, always felt uncertain about knowing somthing to the last decimal place



   
 
holy hollow names            
  Please proof, that this is a tree.    

it is a tree, I fell many o' those back home, me
it is not a tree, it's a brick
it is a picture of a tree
it is a bunch of electrons from my monitor
it is a pattern in memory
it is a pattern in space
are you trying to fool me?
don't care, can one smoke it?

   
 
  Please proof, that this is a tree.    

it is a tree, I fell many o' those back home, me
it is not a tree, it's a trick
it is a picture of a pole
it is a bunch of electrons from my monitor
it is a pattern in memory
it is a pattern in space
are you trying to fool me?
don't care, same crap as above

   
 
  Please state, whether this is a tree?    

the bloody bastard had apes in his family, him!
it is not a tree, it's a trick
it is a picture from the origin af species
it is a bunch of electrons from my monitor
it is a pattern in memory
it is a pattern in life
are you trying to fool me?
not now, my wife is calling
not now, my children are calling



   
 
hollow holy names            
  Please state, what seems the most likely.    
 
there is no god except god
there is no allah except allah
there is no yahweh except yahweh
there are no gods except shiva, krishna, vushni ...
there is no bullshit except bullshit
the name told is not the real name
are you trying to fool me
I sure don't care
1=1

   
 
 
 
grasp of transcendence            
  If your god is almighty can he create a stone, that is so heavy, he can't move it?    
 
isn't allmighty
sure he can
no, he can't
yeah, but it will him take an infinite while
yes but it will brake his back
don't know, I'm stoned stunned
are you trying to fool me
  Could do it all by myself, if the button wasn't missing


   
 
 
private preferences            
  Say, does your god have any sexual preferences ?    
 
have no god
no, he is more like love
no, he is more like e=mc2
no way, just stay away from women
his first comandment was to procreate.
He will give me lots of children if i have my wiener cut.
Jesus was gay.
i will have sex in heaven, so allah wants
are you trying to fool me

 
 
 
visual thinking            
  Please try to determine the death of Jesus in various countries    

rome cross
england gallow
france guillotine
usa electric chair
germany gas chamber
did not die
died, but resurrected
it's disgusting, you bloody heretic
it's disgusting, can't see so much blood

 
 
spiritual service            
  Please mark the core ritual action of your favourite cult    

have no cult/have no rites
singing or dancing
making babies
worship of the ancestors
eating the ancestors
hurting the wiener of my son
eating my messiah
killing our enemies, so allah wants
sitting for hours and trying not to think of boredom
don't care, just got me a new tv-set

   


  Now sit back und judge for yourself. The official test results will be presented to you in your afterlife.

  
 
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